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Grace of Monaco (2014)

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The Accidental Husband (2008)

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Transfusion (2023)

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The Magnificent Seven (2016)

Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt at their most engaging. And still you couldn't care less

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Goosebumps (2015)

Jack Black can't work enough magic to give ‘Goosebumps’ some chills

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Aloha (2015)

Fast-forward to the final scene with Danielle Rose Russell, then say goodbye to ‘Aloha’

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Next (2007)

Even Julianne Moore can't save Nicolas Cage from this disaster

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Conan the Barbarian (2011)

For a guy facing the fight of his life, Conan sure does spend a lot of time sword-twirling.

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Under the Skin (2013)

‘Under the Skin’ is aptly named. It will get under yours

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Marrying the Mafia II (2005)

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Frequencies (2013)

Alternative reality tale + overlapping timelines + repeated scenes + show-off antics = scrambled mess

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The Colony (2013)

Even Laurence Fishburne and Bill Paxton can’t save ‘The Colony’ from disaster

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