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Next (2007)

Even Julianne Moore can't save Nicolas Cage from this disaster

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Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015)

No philosophy, just a great escape, a party, and a few zombies

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Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)

Steve Carell and Keira Knightly set out on the final roadtrip

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Venus (2006)

Jodie Whittaker inspires Peter O'Toole to one of his best performances ever

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Under the Skin (2013)

‘Under the Skin’ is aptly named. It will get under yours

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The Oxford Murders (2008)

Elijah Wood and John Hurt should have been smart enough to avoid ‘The Oxford Murders’

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Life’s a Breeze (2013)

The search for a wayward mattress becomes a journey of self-discovery

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My First Mister (2001)

In ‘My First Mister’, Brooks and Sobieski leave a lasting impression

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Photo of Robin Wright and James McAvoy in The Conspirator (2010)

The Conspirator (2010)

McAvoy and Wright make a persuasive case for watching ‘The Conspirator’

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Photo of Tom Hanks and Halle Berry in Cloud Atlas (2012)

Cloud Atlas (2012)

Will you like ‘Cloud Atlas’? Somebody already does

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A Brand New Life (2009)

Kim Sae-ron brings light into ‘A Brand New Life’

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Photo of Laurence Fishburne and Bill Paxton in The Colony (2013)

The Colony (2013)

Even Laurence Fishburne and Bill Paxton can’t save ‘The Colony’ from disaster

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Recent Quick Takes

Canary Black (2024)

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Kate Beckinsale gives it her all, but she can’t save this predictable spy thriller whose twist you spot right away

Family Pack (2024)

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A silly and mildly entertaining tale of a family transported to the middle ages to fight werewolves

Night of the Assassin (2023)

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An ailing assassin with a price on his head slices through innumerable badguys and a predictable plot

Knights of the Zodiac (2023)

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So sad to see Sean Bean wasted in this adolescently scripted mashup of martial arts and mythology

Land of Bad (2024)

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Yet another "things go sideways" rescue mission. Rousing gun fights. Lots of explosions. Capture and torture

Ruthless (2023)

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Dermot Mulroney goes bare knuckles against sex traffickers, but can't punch his way out of this mediocre script

A Special Lady (2017)

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A twisty plot, Godfather-reminiscent set pieces, and a gutsy heroine can't make up for the exploitive brutality

Night in Paradise (2020)

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Gangster gets sold out, with bloody results. But Jeon Yeo-been shines as a terminal case with a deadly aim

Meg 2: The Trench (2023)

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It’s not as bad as you’d think. So while it’s a waste of time, it’s your time to waste